M.C. Allison

Category: comedy

  • The Great Social Media Fashion Study of Last Week

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    “In the days of $200 sweatpants, consumers will be relieved at the outcome of this study” -Anonymous, Rockaway, March 18th, 2023 “ZZ Top knew this in the ’80s, ‘got to get me some cheap sunglasses.” –Zed, long distance over the phone from Detroit, March 19th, 2023 “The implications of this study are vast. If it…

  • Comedy Never Left, it Simply Adapts to the Times

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    “Who’s there?” “Who cares?” “I do, especially if I’m going to let you in.” “I’m your past baggage and future allure that you can do what you want with.” “So I can distort, exaggerate, and flat-out lie in my comedic journey.” “Yes, you can, and in the words of a friend, nothing matters. I’ll check…